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In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups.  In old age, we yearn to be kids.  It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year:  The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.  ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson



We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.  ~Author Unknown




I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997




Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.  ~George Bernard Shaw



We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.  ~Author Unknown




We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881



When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.  ~Mark Twain

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  • Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.  But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland

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  • Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.  ~Charles Schulz
    Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
    You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash

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  • The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. Wright


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